1. I want fifteen referees at this fight…because there ain’t no one man who can keep up with the pace I’m gonna set except me.
2. I’ve got speed, power and endurance. And anyone who fights me had better take out extra life insurance!
3. I don’t always know what I’m talking about but I know I’m right.
4. I was the Elvis of Boxing.
5. My face is so pretty, you don’t see a scar, which proves I’m the king of the ring by far.
6. I used to ask my brother Rudy to throw rocks at me. I’d dodge every one. That’s how I learned how to bob and weave: ducking rocks
7. I am the greatest. Not only do I knock em out, I pick the round!
8. When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble.
9. No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.
10. There are two things that are hard to hit and see, that's a spooky ghost and Muhammed Ali.
11. If you ever dream of beating me... you better wake up and apologize.
12. When you can whip any man in the world, you never know peace.
13. My toughest fight was with my first wife.
14. I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
15. Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
16. There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
17. I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.''
18. I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.
19. I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own.
20. Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
21. I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
22. I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.
23. It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
24. I am so mean i make medicine sick. :)
My Tribute To The LEGEND!
The one and only :)
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