"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MARIAH?
"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."
OH REALLY? MAKES SENSE WHY ARE YOU ON THIS POST! LOL
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
HAHAHA GOOD ONE ARNOLD !
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
DIE!
"I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one, and that includes me."
EX PRESIDENT IS FROM TEXAS RIGHT? AHAH HOHOH HEHHE
"I get to go overseas places, like Canada."
RIGHT BB !
“Let's face it: The teeth are getting more and more British every day. I look in the mirror and see Austin Powers staring at me.”
AYE AYE SIR!
AYE AYE SIR!
“If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.”
GOOOOO KID !
“I still love her. But she's retarded, too.”
LIKE IN WHICH LEVEL SHE IS GUY?
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