Funniest & Dumbest Celebrity Quotes.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." 

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MARIAH?

"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."

OH REALLY? MAKES SENSE WHY ARE YOU ON THIS POST! LOL

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

HAHAHA GOOD ONE ARNOLD !

"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

DIE!

"I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one, and that includes me."

EX PRESIDENT IS FROM TEXAS RIGHT? AHAH HOHOH HEHHE

"I get to go overseas places, like Canada."

RIGHT  BB !

“Let's face it: The teeth are getting more and more British every day. I look in the mirror and see Austin Powers staring at me.”


AYE AYE SIR!

“If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.”

GOOOOO KID !

“I still love her. But she's retarded, too.”

LIKE IN WHICH LEVEL SHE IS GUY?

Funny Website Names!

Funniest appearance in f8 – Facebook Developers conference! Andy Samberg as Mark Zuckerberg!

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Funniest By The Greatest! Mohammed ALI !

1. I want fifteen referees at this fight…because there ain’t no one man who can keep up with the pace I’m gonna set except me.


2. I’ve got speed, power and endurance. And anyone who fights me had better take out extra life insurance!


3. I don’t always know what I’m talking about but I know I’m right.


4. I was the Elvis of Boxing.

5. My face is so pretty, you don’t see a scar, which proves I’m the king of the ring by far.


6. I used to ask my brother Rudy to throw rocks at me. I’d dodge every one. That’s how I learned how to bob and weave: ducking rocks


7. I am the greatest. Not only do I knock em out, I pick the round!


8. When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble.

9. No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.


10. There are two things that are hard to hit and see, that's a spooky ghost and Muhammed Ali.

11. If you ever dream of beating me... you better wake up and apologize.


12. When you can whip any man in the world, you never know peace.


13. My toughest fight was with my first wife.


14. I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

15. Old age is just a record of one's whole life.


16. There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.


17. I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.''


18. I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.


19. I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own.


20. Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

21.  I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

22. I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.

23. It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. 

24. I am so mean i make medicine sick. :)

My Tribute To The LEGEND!